Brida Scribe. Brida July 01, 2025.
Brida Police are still investigating the mystery of the fire at Nugget’s Chicken Coop. In a statement released by Chief Superintendent, Pooriot, Police say they are following multiple leads in an international case. Interpol and Europol have been contacted to help in the investigation.
Meanwhile, our own research, headed by the Brida Scribe, have revealed the following curiously interesting nuggets of information.

In a letter to Brida’s Dear Abby, Chicken housewarming gone wild, lamented on the extent of the party gone completely out of control.
Now I am left with the damages:
1. Need a new chicken coop for Nuggets
2. Have to pay a fine to the Fire Department,
3. A fine due to a noise complaint from our landlord
4. The embarrassment I have to live with now (I don’t know how I will show my face freely in public again)
5. Nuggets has to go to therapy too (Emotionally damaged)
6. Bankruptcy knocking because of the spoon’s spending habits
And the spoon left, just like that, disappeared like nothing ever happened.

Research, using the Brida Journal’s extensive international network of correspondents, has revealed a web of information and disinformation surrounding the case.
The story starts about 2 weeks ago when Brida’s Mayor reported a spoon missing from the Brida Café. Ralf the Grillmeister confessed that
“I put it with a cup of coffee in the microwave.
There were some fireworks and it disappeared.
Can anybody tell me where it went?
Best regards
Ralf”
Fruitloop, owner of Brida’s world-famous ‘’Fruitloop Club” and notorious for her extravagant theories, put forward the idea that
I think aliens abducted your spoon from the microwave or my next guess would be: your microwave is a magical time machine! I think your spoon time travelled to a different time, and I don’t think it will ever find its way back. It is forever lost in time or space.
Reading carefully, it would appear that Fruitloop confused the Brida Café’s microwave with that of the Grillmeister.
This would later be confirmed by Nathalie, a Brida Resident, posting her theory on the mysterious case.
I personally think that coffee spoon left in anger: the entire Brida platform was redesigned, leaving behind coffee and its variants! Coffee spoon left in anger!
In a curious twist to the story, Sylvie commented.
I’m sure that the spoon was borrowed by one of the cats of the Mayor. They smelt milk on the spoon, and they were attracted to it. I assume that it must be a little chaotic at the mayor’s house.
I can imagine cats playing with the coffee beans because they compare it with mouse droppings.
When approached by the Brida Journal, Sylvie declined to comment further on this angle.
Several days later, another, more plausible angle to the story began to emerge, from Cléa in South Korea.
@janita you were very close when saying that the microwave is actually a Time Machine, but it is not. The microwave is really a travel machine. This morning, while taking the subway in Seoul, I was sitting in front of a spoon. It seemed lonely, sad and disorientated. The only thing I can say is, that it went out at the station where you can transfer to the line that takes you to Incheon International Airport.
Cléa’s version of the story seemed to be confirmed by Martin, a Software Tester of reputable standing. In a statement to the Brida Journal, he confirmed the story;
The problem has been solved.
This is what happened:
Cléa’s story is true. The spoon flew from Seoul to Amsterdam.
There he met Uri Geller, who has a natural interest in spoons.
The spoon bent over backwards with joy.
Uri was impressed, and the spoon decided to rebook his flight to London and not to Barcelona (the closest airport to Brida). On the flight to London, the spoon talked about Brida and its founder Frank.
This triggered a memory with Uri, and he asked if he meant Frank Peters. The spoon confirmed this and Uri told him the story when Frank, who was working at the London Hilton in 1990, had to tell him that the hotel was overbooked and Uri had to stay at the Four Seasons Hotel next door (this is a true story).
The spoon was shocked and wanted to help Uri, but how?
Uri recommended that the spoon steal Frank’s credit card number and pay Martin’s still unpaid, 100 Pound car parking ticket. The spoon promised to do this, because he already had the credit card number. The spoon executed the mission and flew back to Brida and went to Lost & Found.
There he heard about Nuggets and will fly to meet her this evening.
Nuggets and the spoon are planning a big BBQ.
This is the story of the missing spoon, no longer lost and safely found and destined for a great future.
Perhaps Fruitloop can tell us what happened.
In a further twist, an anonymous source revealed to the Brida Journal a message sent by Fruitloop to the Mayor on June 23
“Now. I have to cook up a new story.”
The Mayor is currently out of town on an international business trip and was unavailable for comment.
In the latest development, Chief Superintendent Pooriot is looking to question Nathalie, after her comment.
This story is totally crazy! And it’s going pretty badly.
I wonder if Brida Spoon is really the culprit…
Could it be Nuggets who, out of revenge, trashed his kitchen coop to go back to sleep at home? Could it be the revenge of a pet who demands more attention from his owners, who are so busy? And Nuggets knows better than Brida Spoon, the owners’ credit cards, their bank (because they often talk about it), the local stores… isn’t it?
Nuggets and Brida Spoon seem to be in the midst of a teenage crisis!

Senior Staff at Brida’s designer fashion Boutique Eglantine, who are known to be well-connected and informed posted the following on Brida’s own social media outlet ‘The Pineapple’
OMG have you heard!!! Nathalie thinks it was Nuggets who was the root cause of the riot at the Housewarming party, and not the coffee spoon from the Brida Café. (See dear Abby).
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